- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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