- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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