Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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