- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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