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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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