Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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