- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A women in the kitchen.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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