Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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