- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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