- Anti Joke

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

quantum physics?