- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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