Potassium? K.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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your mom.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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