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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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