An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock Knock Who's there

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What is 9+10? 19

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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