When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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