- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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