- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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