- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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