- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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