- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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