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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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