- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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