Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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