- Anti Joke

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.