- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Latvia isn't a joke

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??