- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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