What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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My jeans

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Anti Joke

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