What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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