what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Wait! hundred billions!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

one stop shop

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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