- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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