- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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