- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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