- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Connor is homo

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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