- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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