- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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