An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Pianos.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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