- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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