what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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