What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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swag

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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