- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

the sky is green no it is not

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

womens rights

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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