- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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