Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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