- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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