- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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