How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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