- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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