knock knock come in

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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