- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

If life gives you lemonade.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Flowers are colors Love me

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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