- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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