jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Want to hear a joke? No.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Women's rights

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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