What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Anti Joke

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