What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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