Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Chuck Norris.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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