Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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chirs

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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