A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

irish man drinking john smiths

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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