- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

whats yellow? lots of things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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