No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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