- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Beka has AIDS

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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