So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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