What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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