- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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