- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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