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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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