How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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