- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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