A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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