I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock knock.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Suck pussy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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