A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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