Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Guest what? Dog

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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