- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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