- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

bangers and mash?

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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